Need A Laugh?

My son Jake (4 years) and I were driving on a night of a full moon. I said "Wow, look at that full moon!" He replied, "He must have ate all his dinner."


I had been a blond for many years and one day I decided to put my hair back to auburn. I sent them off to school and proceeded to do my hair. I went to the bus stop to meet them with my neighbor. When they got off the bus they came up to us, my neighbor said to them, "Who is this lady?" pointing to me. They replied, "That's no lady, that's my mommy!"


On one particularly hectic day when my three children were small, I'd come to the end of my rope. "I've lost my mind!" I exclaimed. My four-year-old son, Stephen, piped up, "Did you look under the couch?"