Husband was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told
him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning husband got up really early before work. When his wife wokeHusband is not yet well enough to have visitors.
up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window. And sure
enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the
driveway. Confused the wife put on her robe, ran out to the
driveway and took the box into the house. She opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.